EDAD - THE ROYAL CLAM
me: they're my babies
person: but they're twice your a-
me: babies. mine.
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nerf-car:

eridanampwwhora:

honeyarmageddon:

senile-snake:

rileyav:

ambitiousbard:

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

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OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY

OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW

THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIGSAW

yes

good

PORNOGRAPHY

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES

sassy-gay-karkat:

i bet hussie purposely didnt make uu ask for dirkjake because he likes fucking with the fandom

stoptryingtomakekawaiihappen:

what if UU is tumblr and uu is deviantart

slenderendermen:

sfdfsdfsdf

what if i just took out my black pant and paintbrush and literally did this to my light switches irl

slenderendermen:

sfdfsdfsdf

what if i just took out my black pant and paintbrush and literally did this to my light switches irl

mallius:

oh my, feels just like I don’t try
look so good I might die
all I know is everybody loves me

the strider anthem popped up on my ipod today so i had to draw something stupid  (゚ペ)hi-res: dirk / dave

hiireo:

AND! The complete set is done! I’m extremely enjoyed making them!

faggetpyromedic:

IM DOING IT

faggetpyromedic:

IM DOING IT

basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

zaagn:

It is my duty to warn you that prolonged exposure to this picture may cause
hallucinations
apocalypse
diarrhea and\or bowel obstruction
sleep deprivation and\or nightmares
hail Satan
pregnancy
world wars
Body Integrity Identity Disorder in form of wanting your eyes\head\soul\you\universe removed
bugs under your skin and jpeg artifacts on your hair
parties you’re not invited to
usage of the word friendzone unironicaly
lithp
asgasggroj and [pqvor2qgj with a slight chance of 1]5[kycJKJ^
You have been warned.

zaagn:

It is my duty to warn you that prolonged exposure to this picture may cause

  • hallucinations
  • apocalypse
  • diarrhea and\or bowel obstruction
  • sleep deprivation and\or nightmares
  • hail Satan
  • pregnancy
  • world wars
  • Body Integrity Identity Disorder in form of wanting your eyes\head\soul\you\universe removed
  • bugs under your skin and jpeg artifacts on your hair
  • parties you’re not invited to
  • usage of the word friendzone unironicaly
  • lithp
  • asgasggroj and [pqvor2qgj with a slight chance of 1]5[kycJKJ^

You have been warned.